Tuesday, May 8, 2012

BABIES!!!!

Probably made up by a whore.


Alright, I'm just gonna say it. I don't give a fuck if you think I'm wrong. 79% of today's generation of teenage females are WHORES. Boom. Said it. You may ask how I came to this obviously scientific percentage and my answer is my, dear friend, facebook. Yes, facebook. Why don't you check yours? Because you'll find these girls too. They are EVERYWHERE. The reason I decided to make a post about it is because a few minutes ago I log onto my facebook and to my surprise I see the 9th girl under 18 that I've heard is preggo this month. NINE! I just don't understand why there has been this increase in teen pregnancies! Also a little note to MTV, I know your idea for the show 16 and Pregnant was to show hard it is to be a parent at that age, but you failed to get that point across. Miserably. The idea that it DID get across though is that you can get on TV by getting pregnant at 16. Doesn't anybody remember the good old days when being pregnant so young was actually a bad thing? I know, I know! Crazy right? Seriously though, all high schools are going to have to start having a day care center next to math class. It's one thing if a condom breaks or some type of a phenomenon like that, but some of these girls are actually TRYING to get pregnant! The reason I'm really so steamed is that there are already too many children in this world who are in bad homes or waiting for an adoption that will never happen, why add more?? I mean really though if you're prone to being a whore AT LEAST get on birth control or pick up a box of condoms! Are the painstaking years of parenting really worth those (most likely 2) minutes of (not really great at all since your boyfriend probably has a pencil dick) sex?? Basically the moral of this story is to please use a condom youth of America, if you don't have one KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

P.S. Please don't be a whore.
-Kathryn